Monday, October 29, 2007

Bumper stickers

Alguém me mandou estas frases divertidas:

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Wanted: meaningful overnight relationship.

Laugh alone and the world think you are an idiot.

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Always remember you are unique, just as everyone else.

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not.