Alguém me mandou estas frases divertidas:
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Wanted: meaningful overnight relationship.
Laugh alone and the world think you are an idiot.
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Always remember you are unique, just as everyone else.
Sorry if I look interested, I'm not.